Quotes

Scene:
Robin enters the coutsume vault with Iceman and is outlining his plan to use Bobby to draw out the source of their discomfort. They think there is a posibility they are being followed / stalked. This is especially likely after they discovered that Iceman's activities have been monitored while in Gotham, and it has not been by Team Batman.

Iceman to Robin: "So lemme see if i have this straight..... I am going to be bait?"

<Robin spends a few minutes going over the plan to allay any fears Bobby might have. Nightstick walks into the costume room and casually glances at Bobby as he walks past him.>

Nightstick to Iceman: "Hi bait."

<Iceman looks sick to his stomach>

Scene:
Batman's ATV plows it way through the Canadian mountains after a life threatening rescue of Logan which was successful. Logan has just toasted and made a round of thanks to all present who came to rescue him. Logan makes his way to the front of the vehicle with a flask of whiskey.

He offers it to Batman

Spiderman to Logan: "You are kidding right....drink and drive? We can't even get him to smile and drive!"

Scene:
Batman is showing everyone the file on the new 'Hunter" in Gotham that took down Nightwing and Azrael.

Logan then asks who they are as he does not know them by name:

Logan to anyone: "The guy with the armor, and the silent guy?"

Bobby to Logan: Yeah, the guy who doesn't like you ...... and the guy who really doesn't like you."

Scene:
First trip to the JLA Watchtower. Bobby gets one look (and a few ideas) at Wonder Woman:

Spiderman in an aside to Iceman: "You're not supposed to flirt on the moon"

Iceman to Spiderman: "I don't know the rules"

Spiderman: "This is serious time."

Iceman: "I hate that."

Spiderman: "I know."

Scene:
X-Mansion in Westchester. Logan has just confronted Batman about using the pneumatic air gun on him on the rescue mission to the islands. Batman has just explained himself (shockingly).

Logan to Batman: "2 ends of the spectrum. Perhaps there is a middle ground."

Batman to Logan: "Perhaps."

Bobby to the room: "Someone give me a rule! I think Wolvie is being level headed!"

Spiderman to Bobby: "And Bats is being agreeable."

Bobby: "Wait....I can't tell...."

<Bobby puts his hand to his ear and listens intently>

Bobby: "Did hell freeze over?"

Scene:
Iceman and Robin are enroute in the redbird after just seeing a Channel News 6 Live coverage of Juggernaut's dangling of a Xavier-like figure from atop the DG Heights Industrial Complex. Iceman turns to Robin:

Iceman: "I have one question. How and why they knew where we were!"

Robin to Iceman: "I'm impressed. I thought you were going to ask how long before breakfast."

Iceman: "25 minutes."

<Robin chuckles and shakes his head>

Scene:
Superman is holding the recently defeated Juggernaut by the collar in the streets of Gotham beneath the DG Industrial Height Complex.

Wolverine to Superman: "Don't suppose you'll let me do to this guy what I want to do right now?"

Superman to Wolverine: "Not on my watch"

Wolverine: "Don't suppose you'll watch over there for a minute?"

Superman: "Not unless you're going over there."

Scene:
Also beneath the DG Industrial Height Complex after Juggernaut's defeat and the members of Dark Justice and the X-Men are gathered.

Batman to Flash: "Come with me."

Flash: "Uhhh....where we goin?"

<Batman begins walking into an adjacent dark alley, Flash tentatively follows>

Flash: "We're going kinda far away."

Flash to Batman: "Look, you know I was just kidding about that 'Your city is a shithole' thing right?"

<Batman stops walking and and stares at the flash for a moment before continuing to the darkened end of the alley>

Flash: "Can anyone even hear us down here?"

<Flash follows into the darkness and whispers under his breat hright before the darkness envelops him...>

Flash: "Superman?"

Scene:
Logan just had his first encounter with the Huntress

Wolverine to Iceman: "Logan to Iceman"

Iceman: "Go"

Wolverine: "Do you know anything about a crossbow using, purple leather wearing woman who hangs around Gotham"

<Few seconds of a pause and dead air>

Iceman: "No.....but I want to"

Scene:
Batman has set Nightstick and Logan to go undercover into local dives to look for cronies of Poison Ivy's. He has broken out the disguise kit. He has just finished putting makeup on Nightstick completely changing his features to those of a more seedy nature.

Iceman to Batman: "Wow! That's impressive. Where did you learn to do all this stuff?"

<Iceman looks Nightstick up and down>

Iceman: "Wow...you look ugly."

Nightstick to Iceman: "Gee....thanks."

<Logan takes off his Night Goggles for Batman to start on him. Bobby glances at him and looks in Batman's direction.>

Iceman: "Wow....you are great... he is ugly too!"

<Gary busts a nut>

Scene:
Batman has just made Nightstick go through high tech sceurity a voice and retinal scan to access a secondary Batmobile.

<Logan looks at Bobby with a toothy grin...>

Iceman: "Good thing they don't have those on the fridge."

<Bobby grimaces in a look of intense anguish at the thought..>

Iceman: "UGH!"

Scene:
A communication just went out over the X-Men frequency stating that Wolverine is in some form of physical distress. He in fact has just been poisoned with a plant based bio-agent which is wrestling with his healing factor to overwrite his DNA. Robin is driving Iceman back to New York for his first day of college. Bobby has had no sleep and was sleeping en route to Westchester. The call wakes him up.

Iceman to Wolverine: "Logan, what happened?"

Wolverine: "Go to class."

Iceman: "I'm still in the car, you might as well tell me."

Wolverine: "Got bitten by a plant."

Iceman: "Is it my fault?"

Wolverine: "No."

Iceman: "Ok...goodnight."

Scene:
Spiderman is contacting the Flash after he had just dropped a blood sample off to Batman at Batman's request. He has no idea that Spidey and Batman are working together tonight.

Spiderman to Flash: "Hey Flash...ya busy?"

Flash: "Just getting ready to go to bed...s'up?"

Spiderman: "I'm gonna need a sample of the original and the current sample."

<Small yawn from the Flash>

Flash: "Hey...sure pal...whatever you need.."

<There is a small introspective pause as you can almost see a question mark appear over the Flash's head>

Flash: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Scene:
Wolverine just popped claws on Ivy, and Bobby just froze the phone in her hand

Batman to Wolverine: "That was foolish."

Wolverine: "He'll learn."

Batman: "I was talking about you."

Scene:
Bruce and Barbara are discussing the Stark technology and it's creator...Tony Stark. Bruce has just commented on it:

Barbara: "Stark is an interesting man. There's a lot more going on inside his head than he lets on. He is not just athe millionairre playboy he pretends seems to be."

Scene:
Batman is talking with Spiderman. It appears he is concerned about Peter and Mary Jane's relationship.... yeah right. He has just asked Peter's intentions after Peter told him he is concerened for her saftey. After a talk with Nightstick he is not sure what the right course of action is.... to leave her or tell all.

Batman to Spiderman: "What are you leaning towards?"

Spiderman: "Procrastination."

Scene:
Nightwing and Barbara have invited Spiderman out for dinner and a night on the town. In the midst of dinner there is a robbery two blocks down and an armored car is stolen. Spiderman, Nightwing, and Justice prepare on top of an adjacent building top. As the car careens away from the sceen, Nightwing tells Spidey to get to the truck and get the men out. He uses explosive caltrops to take out the re-inforced tires. Justice graphnels down in front of the truck and uses a quadra-graphnel to ancor re-enforced decel cable mesh which catches the truck and slows it's progress as she graphnels out of the way. Spidey sticks to the roof, rips the re-enforced door off and tosses it away like a frisbee. He pops his head into the cab:

Spiderman: "License and registration please "

<The passeneger pulls a gun and aims it at Spidey, web shooters "THWIP" into action yaking the gun from his hands>

Spiderman: "I said license and registration, not Smith & Wesson."

Scene:
Robin has just returned rooftop after dispatching a few drug dealers and 'extracting' information from them. He sets in next to Iceman and asks Oracle to arrange a pickup by the GPD.

Iceman to Robin: "Lemme see your forhead. Wow you didn't even break a sweat."

<Robin thumbs the collar of his batsuit.>

Robin: "Self cooling."

Iceman: "You're cheating."

<Robin raises his eybrow and looks at Iceman accusingly>

<Iceman grins ear to ear>

Iceman: "I AM self cooling."

Scene:
Batman has teleported to the Watchtower and enters the Observation Deck where Plastic Man is on monitor duty. He walks up behind Platic Man.

Batman to Plastic Man: "Go home. You are relieved."

<Plastic Man sits there stunned>

Batman: "Move!"

<Plastic Man gets up somewhat confused and moves away. Batman sits down and begins working on the Watchtower Computers. Plastic Man makes his way to the JLA communications array and sends an all League Message>

Plasticman: "Plastic Man to JLA, Batman has lost his mind. Requiring assistance at the Watchtower.""

<A very irritated Aquaman responds>

Aquaman: "This is Aquaman. What the hell is going on up there?"

Plastic Man: "Uhhhh...nothin....Flash did it!"

<Plastic man closes communications>

Flash: "Flash to Watchtower. I have 2 witnesses here who will say I was nowhere near Plastic Man or...."

Batman: "ENOUGH!"

<Batman cuts all communications>

<Plastic Man stretches one leg silently until it is out of the room. There is an audible ::WOOSH:: as the rest of his body quickly follows.>

Scene:
Bobby has just witnessed Dick transform himself into Batman and was almost mortally terrified as he acted and looked just like him. He had turned to Robin and said good thing you can't do that, to which Robin gave him the Bat-voice scaring the hell out of him.

<Bobby not knowing he has been switched to Open Mike>

Iceman: "Great, what's next....is Batgirl gonna start acting like him now to?"

<From the Open Mike on Batgirl's channel>

Batgirl: ::BEEP::

<Bobby almost sobs>

Scene:

<Logan is catching some Z's in the recliner in the Wayne Mansion Library. Alfred walks in waking Logan. He hands him an airtight package and is holding something behind his back. Logan rips it open to find a bundle of Havannah Cigars. Alfred then produces a bottle of brandy>

Alfred to Logan: "Enjoy your breakfast sir."

<Alfred turn to leave at Logan's toothy trsponse, stops and turns back in his direction>

Alfred: "I took the liberty of hunting and preparing a small deer. I assume you will be joining us for breakfast?"

<Logan flashes his canines at Alfred>

Logan: "I don't know if yer kiddin.... but I like you."

Scene:

<The teams are all gathered for a briefing on the Robin rescue. Catwoman saunters into the room. Wolverine notices>

<Cyclops hands a kleenex to Wolverine>

Cyclops to Wolverine: "Here, for the sides of your mouth."

<SCHNIKKT>

Wolverine: "Here, for the side of yer head Bub."

Scene:

<Haven, New York: Logan pulls up a video feed of Spiderman in the infirmary. Spidey is in the med bed asleep. He is lying in a completely unnatura position that a normal person could never hope to get into. One foot is stuck to the wall up near his head.>

<Logan raises an eyebrow and turns to Nightstick>

Logan: "He ok?"

Nightstick with a slight smile: "Yeah, I keep telling myself he is."