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...Darkened Alleyway Chainsaw and Dr. Jacquiline Hyde are sittng on the hood of a car waiting for A demon to rear it's spiney head.
Chainsaw: You probly don't even want to talk to me. I've hurt so many people, playing with demons.
Miss Jackie: Have you heard about my imbuing?
Chainsaw: You've never mentioned it. Miss Jackie: Well, I got caught cheating on an exam in Catholic school...
Chainsaw: Oooohhh, you were cheatingggg! {flashes a playfull grin}
Miss Jackie: Stop it, I'm being serious. So I have to go to the office, and they call Dr. No in, you know how he can be.
Chainsaw: Yeah, Fanboy's a real hurricane when he gets a fly up his butt. Miss Jackie: Just listen. I see the nun and she's all icky, a real braindonner. The only thing I can think to do is to hit her with a glowing dictionary.
Chainsaw: I've heard of hitting the books, but that's a new one. You hit a nun, penguin suit and all?
Miss Jackie: Her head came off and started rolling around on the floor. It made me kinda queasy...
Chainsaw: It's ok Miss Jackie...
Miss Jackie: You can call me Amy, that's my real name.
Chainsaw: Amy...{A blur of motion head toward the seated hunters} Duck!!!
A sewer lid slams into the windshield of the car as the Hunters roll off the hood and come up weapons ready. The carcass of a newly dead city worker lands on the macabre shopping cart.
A spiny head pops out of the sewer.
Malek the spiny: So the wayward hunter comes home at last. I hope you don't mind that I stepped out for a bite. Ooh, and you even brought dessert. Aw, darn you have that pesky woad of the damned. And I thought this would be fun.
Miss Jackie: {hands bottle of clear liquid to Chainsaw} Chainsaw:{drinks down the contents of the bottle} AHHHGGGHHGGGHH!!!, It burns!!! {Spikes sprout from Chainsaw's shoulders and claws pop from his hands}
Malek the spiney: Holy Water? Why did you drink holy water you idiot, OF COURSE it burns.
Chainsaw:{A sickly glow eminates from the spikes and claws} {With a beserk and terrible scream, Chainsaw hurdles himself into Malek the spiny.}
Malek the spiney: { Impaled by the glowing spikes, a foul blue smoke rises up from the wounds.} What have you done? My own gifts used against me! ARHARARRAGGGGGHAARARAAHHHHHAGGGGGGGGGrrggglllllllleeee!!!
Chainsaw: {with a twist and a thunder crack pop, the spikes and claws break free, and Chainsaw falls to the street.}
Miss Jackie: Chainsaw! {she opens fire into the wounds of the foul demon and sends it realing near death to the far wall of the fire gutted appartment complex.}
Chainsaw: {stagers back to the car, bleeding from over a dozzen wounds.}Use...thermos..drive away...
Miss Jackie: {helps Chainsaw into the car and lights the fuse on the novelty cat thermos}
The car speeds away and a window rattling boom kills the microphone on the web cam.
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...And in local news gasline explosion claims the
life of a city employee and several homeless people.
The authorities claim that the still smoldering remains
of the Towersend Appartment buildings that
burned down late last week were the cause of the blast.
The Mayor stated candidly that it was 'a tragic loss'
and he hopes the new homeless shelter built on the site
in memory of the city worker will help 'give closure to
this melancoly affair.'
Next up in sports...
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Radiofree Chainsaw signing out.
...and it wont be flowers.
Get your own