RED NECK!!!!

Jokes    

Ok I live in NC so I figured this would be a fitting additions

You might be a red neck if....

1.--- The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2.--- You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3.--- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4.--- You think a woman who is "out -of-your-league" bowls on a different night.

5.--- Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

6.--- You wonder how the service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7.--- Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

8.--- You think Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. ---- Your junior prom had a day care.