You can say that I'm an idiot sometimes and the most obvious thing is in front of me. You could also tell me I'm prone for accidents but hey I don't care. Here are few of my idiotic goof ups.

When I was in elementary school I had to use the bathroom so bad that I started crying. I was on the bus and it was taking forever to get to my stop. I don't know why I started crying (maybe cause I was young) all I know was everyone had a lot of sympathy for me but it was probably one of the most embarassing moments of my life. I'm glad most people don't even remember it.

Another time as a youngster I was playing around with a piece of wood and rubbing it against a spike of barbwire. I pressed down too hard and the wood slipped. I slice the top of my index finger open and the skin flapped back but I didn't need stitches. Maybe I exaggerated how big the wound was when I was little and only remember it like that.

I like bake cookies every now and then. Well The ingredients called for baking soda but I thought baking powder was the same thing so I put baking powder into the cookies instead of baking soda. The cookies turned out fine except they were clumps and not flat cookies. My brother called me a blonde after I found out there was a difference between powder and soda. -_-

Guys might not want to hear this one just because it has to do with girls and their "time of the month". Well anyway. I was in 8th grade and needed to change tampons. So I go to my locker, slip the little pouch that had my tampons in them into the pocket of my hoodie, and manuvered the tampon out of the pouch and into my pocket. As I pulled the pouch back out to put in my locker, the tampon fell on the floor and I didn't notice. So I went to the bathroom and was going to get my tampon out when I realized it wasn't there. I went back into the hallway to go to my locker and get another one. I heard people talking and saying about things about what this one guy found. I asked what was going on and they pointed to my tampon away on the floor that someone found and kicked aside. I was like. O.O When everyone left the hallway I picked it back up and went to the bathroom. Luckily one of my friends was thought to be the tampon's owner. If anyone who remembers this from 8th grade in middle school and was there... I have confessed. ._.

My brother, my dad, and I went to Olive Garden for the never ending pasta bowl. Well my dad ordered this one dish that had something to do with garlic. So he gets the bowl and I saw pieces of things that looked like chicken so I took a piece and put it in my mouth. It was really smooshy. I was like, "This chicken isn't cooked." My brother responds with a, "It's not chicken." I was like.... um. "What is it?" "Garlic." I had already spat it out and now was washing my mouth out with my drink.

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