OK so there is two pages of these sum of them on the second page r the same but they were two different emails and they're both hilarious so try and read both!!!!!
Proof that the world is doomed to stupidity:

~On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
~On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special)
~On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how ...?)
~On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But its "just" a suggestion)
~On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
~On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows day . . .)
~On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
~On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
~On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
~On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." 
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
~On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)
~On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
( Step 3: Fly Delta.)
~On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
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