| The Great Canadian Joke!!!! |
| A teacher starts a new job at a school in Baltimore and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's an American. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Americans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The Teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not an American," she replied." The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not an American, then where are you from?" "I'm a Canadian, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Canadian ?" "Because my mom and dad are from Canada and my mom is a Canadian and my dad is a Canadian, so I'm a Canadian, too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Canadian. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?� Mary said, "An American!� |
| By now i know everyone has heard this joke but still....its a damn good joke!!!!! |
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