How to slay a vampire

 

Things required:

A stake

A hammer

Sprigs of garlic and garlic flowers

Wild roses

The Host

Holy water

A crowbar

An axe and/or a big knife

Candles and/or a lamp

A crucifix

 

Locate the vampire

The vampire will only sleep on sacred ground form her home. Either travel to her homeland or find the means the vampire is using for survival (e.g. boxes of earth) and stamp it out. Sterilize the boxes of earth with holy water and prayer.

 

Prevent the vampire from escaping until you enter

Place wild rose on the coffin lid to trap the vampire in the coffin until the rose is removed. Place the Host outside the door to the tomb or cemetery gates to seal the vampire in there until the moment is right.

 

Wait until dawn breaks

It would be madness to tackle a vampire at midnight, so wait until day and use the time to gather the tools and necessary information.

 

Break into the tomb and prepare for the killing

Break the lock that guards the tomb with the axe and go in. Open the coffin lid forcefully (some are nailed shut). Leave the door open and allow light in. Light candles and preferably a lamp too for light to work. Most tombs are dark, dreary places where light does not go. The vampire may attack in the dark. In case of an attack have a crucifix on hand.

 

Position the stake and hammer for a strike

Place the stake directly over the heart. Make sure there is nothing preventing a clear strike (e.g. Ribs, stiff clothing). Position the hammer over the stake. Calm yourself. Raise the hammer directly over the stake for accuracy and hit the stake as hard as you can.

 

Finish the killing and clean up

Ignore the vampire’s screams and convulsions. Continue to strike until the stake is buried deep and the vampire stops moving. Do not remove the stake. Raise the axe and cut off the head with one blow. Immediately open the mouth and stuff it with garlic flowers. Scatter garlic in the coffin itself. Close the coffin lid, nail it shut and place wild rose on the lid. For extra safety lock the tomb gates once more and sprinkle the powdered Host on the ground outside the gate. Leave the place. The task is finished.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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