My Apologies to Mother Goose, but I couldn't resist.  With a very, 
            evil grin, I dedicate this to all my perverted subjects.  Elise
            

            Rub a Dub Dub
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            by Elise

             
            Rub-a dub-dub,
            Three vamps in a tub,
            And who do you think they be?
             
            A Butcher, Invader, and a Knightly Crusader 
            All put out to sea.
             
            Rub-a-dub-dub,
            Three vamps in a tub,
            And what do you think they do?
             
            Don't even ask me!  I'm not a UF-er, you see,
            And I haven't got a klew!
             
             
             
            March 22, 2000