Tue, 25 Apr 2000 

  
As per Listmommy ‘Nay’s request: 

  
What’s Opera Doc 
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Featuring: 
  
Lacroix in Bugs Bunny’s role (Yes I know you would rather not, but you gotta, 
cause Listmommy says, and she promised to make it up to you later.) 
                   And 
Sherri in Elmer Fudd’s role (as the Viking Hunter) 
(Yes I know you don’t have a speech impediment....just go with it okay?) 
  
Theme music is: 
"Ride of the Valkeries" 
  
With all parts <gulp> sung. 
  
Now Picture Sherri in Armor breastplate leggings and a Horned helmet 
  
  
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Opening scene: Sherri out hunting: 
  
Sherri: Shhhhh.... Be vewy quiet! I’m hunting vampiwes 
  
Sherri: Vampiwe twacks. 
  
Sherri: Kill the Vampiwe 
        Kill the Vampiwe 
        Kill the Vampiwe 
  
Lacroix arises from his hidey-hole. 
  
Lacroix: Kill the vampire? 
  
Sherri: Yooohoohootooah Yoohoohootooah Yoohoo.... 
  
Lacroix: Oh mighty hunter, of great fighting stoooooock. 
Might I inquire, to ask eeeeeh.....What’s up doooooc 
(Lacroix gives Steph evil looks and promises HE WILL get even for this) 
  
  
Sherri: I’m going to kill the vampiwe. 
  
Lacroix: Oh mighty hunter twill be quite a taaaaask 
How will you do it, Might I inquire to aaahhhhhsk. 
  
Sherri: I will do it with my speaw and magic helmet! 
  
Lacroix: Spear and magic helmet? 
  
Sherri: Yes, my speaw and magic helmet! 
  
Lacroix: Magic helmet? 
  
Sherri: Magic helmet! 
  
Lacroix: Magic helmet P--- (Lacroix’s face is 
full of disdain) 
  
Sherri: Yesssssssss. Maaagic Heelmet! 
  
Sherri: And I’ll give you a sample. 
  
Sherri goes up to the top of the hill and summons 
a lightning bolt to hit right next to Lacroix. 
(See Sherri I told you, you would like it) 
  
Lacroix’s face falls and he flies away. 
  
A surprised Sherri: That was Lacroix! 
  
Chase all over hill and dale, till: Lacroix in Viking gear and helmet. 
Helmet has long blond braid coming out the back. 
(Oh great, now I’ll have both of them out to kill me) 
  
Sherri: Oh my Viking, your so lovely. 
  
Lacroix: Yes I know it, I can’t help it. 
  
Sherri: Oh my Viking beee my love!!! 
  
They dance around together. 
(Yup I am DEFIANTLY toast) 
  
Sherri: Wetuwn my love, a longing buwns deeeeeep inside me. 
  
Lacroix: Return my love, I want you always beside me. 
  
Sherri: Love like ouws must be..... 
  
Lacroix: Made for you and for me! 
  
Sherri/Lacroix harmony: Return.....won’t you return my looooove 
For my looooove is yooooooours 
  
  
Lacroix’s helmet and attached braid go falling down the stairs. 
  
He flies off 
  
Sherri get’s furious at having been deceived. 
  
  
Sherri: I WILL KILL THE VAMPIWE!!!! 
              AWISE STOWMS 
              NOWTH WINDS BLOW 
              SOUTH WINDS BLOW 
              TYPHOONS 
              HUWICANES 
              EAWTHQUAKES 
              SSSMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  
  
  Sherri: STWIKE LIGHTNING 
               STWIKE THE VAMPIWE 
  
Lightning comes out and hits Lacroix dead center, 
frying him. 
  
  
Sherri comes next to him realizing what she had 
done. 
  
Sherri: What have I done? 
               I’ve killed the vampiwe… 
               Tewwy’s gonna kill me!!! 
               Not to mention ‘Nay 
  
So goes sadly to her room to await their revenge. 
  
To quote the ending ..."Well what did you expect 
in an Opera, A Happy ending?"
  
  
Steph 
who is now going to go into hiding over at Daygold’s place 
  
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