Part 12

Evil Perry Meets Lassie.......Perry Bites the Dust!!


(picture hearing the opening music from FK and you hear Screed's voice
saying:..

she was brought across in 1998
she preyed on squirrels for their blood...
now she wants to be a dog again, 
to run through misty meadows, chasing parked cars,
to repay the audobon society for her sins,
to emerge from her world of darkness,
to lift her leg to a fire hydrant in the daytime,
to end her forever night....)

While waiting outside Kittie Korn for Jody to return with his dinner,
Perry finished off his stogie and proceeded to roam the sidewalks of the
little shopping plaza where KK was located.  He sniffed and grunted at
every nook and cranny all along the pavement.  Suddenly he lifted his
head.  What was that, he thought to himself.  He hid in the dark doorway
of Kittie Korn and waited to see who or what might approach.  He was not
afraid...after all he is Perry the Super Carouche!  He decided from this
point of view, in the cover of darkness he could spring out at an
unexpected victim and have his fill because damn it he was hungry!
Besides, Lady Cryalot seemed to be taking her sappy time getting him his
kibble and it was beginning to affect his usually sweet
personality...

"Damn it," he whispered to himself,"when my blood blood
level drops off, I can be soooo irritable! Hopefully I'll be able to
remedy this problem with a light snack!"  He crouched in the darkness,
kept his panting under control and waited.  There was the distant sound
of 4 soft feet approaching Kittie Korn.  Perry swallowed a large drool
wad forming at the tip of his tongue, quickly and silently.  As the
footsteps got closer and closer Perry fought hard to control the urge to
pant.  Suddenly, right in front of him appeared a young calico cat who
seemed to be lost.  She did not see him in the darkness.  She looked
around to see if there was anyone she could ask for directions but found
no one.   She starting walking away from Kittie Korn.  Perry decided he
would follow her but chose to dart in and out of the darkness. 

Suddenly she stopped and looked around and meowed to herself,"Am I being
followed? I don't see anyone... but I do smell dog!"
She began to run as fast as her 4 paws could carry her.  Before she made
a run for it she saw a huge yellow dog with red eyes chasing her or was
he flying?  Then she tripped over one paw and fell.  Perry was upon her.

She looked up at him with pleading eyes and said, "Please don't hurt
me!" She raised her front paws to protect her face and anything else.

"Cats have 9 lives right, pussy cat?  Let's start by draining you at
number one and work down the list!  How do like that you fishy breathed
feline Babe?! Now take off that damn flea collar, I'm hungry!"

She couldn't believe what was happening to her and was not to in a hurry
to remove the collar from her multicolored neck.  As she raised her paws
higher and higher, she hissed out,"No! No!  go away you demonic dog!
I'm not tastey--I taste like dewormer medicine and flea powder!
I suck as a meal!"  

Perry snarled out,"Great Babe! I'm glad you
suck...that's my favorite meal!  Thanks for letting me know about the
medicine...it's not like heart worm can harm me now!"  He raised his
head and began to open his jaws.  She saw his fangs glistening with
fresh drool  under the street lamps.  

As he prepared to pounce on her a
powerful forced pushed him away from  his intended victim.  When  he
looked up from where he fell from the push he saw a red eyed collie
preparing to fly at him again.  "She's mine Pal go and get your own
pussy!" Perry growled back at the dog.  "You will not harm her or any
other creature again.  My name is Lassie....." but Perry cut her off.

"Listen girl, she's mine and I am going to eat her if you would
just step aside-- you selfrighteous carouche BABE!"
Lassie ran away and found a fat stick by the side of the road.  She
dragged the stick across the ground until a sharp point appeared.  She
picked up the stick between her fangs and ran back toward Perry.  "What
the hell are you doing you stupid bitch?  I don't want to play fetch!
That's for mortal dogs...so go away and let me get some dinner!"  

Lassie headed toward the shaking cat and whispered to her,"I'll get you home
safe.  I promise!"

Perry began to growl and began to rush towards Lassie with a leap into
the air!

Lassie readied herself with her stick in her mouth...Perry was fast upon
her and fell on top of her!  She was dazed for a moment but when she
realized that she was okay she noticed Perry wasn't moving.  She had
staked him and he now lay dying on the street.  She said to him," You've
been a very bad dog!  I didn't want to do this to you but you gave me no
choice..." 

Perry, gasping his last breath said, " you know nothing about
eating pussies but you do know how to serve a good stake BABE!"

He closed his eyes and he was heard from no more.
Lassie helped the young calico to her paws.  The cat meowed,"Thank you!
You saved my life!  Why would you do that for me--a cat?"  Lassie
decided to walk the cat home and a long the way she would tell the
calico her story.  She also told the
story of her rapidly evolving romance with her vet, Matt Lombard, DVM.

**************THE END*********************
 I had fun doing this!
Knighteyes