Oh well, here goes...

Evil Perry the Saga continues:

Part 10-- Knighteyes


After leaving Nick's loft, Jody and Perry flew to Kittie Korn to see if
the info that Nat and Nick had given them had been correct. Jody thought
to herself,"They seemed more wrapped up in TV and each other to really
follow what I was saying!  What is this crap about  bad kitties
terrorizing the feline salon!"  Perry followed closely beside her deep
in his own canine thoughts.  

Jody gave a glance of concern over at Perry and thought that his coat had
lost its lustre as of late and that his tongue hung out of his mouth more 
than usual.  He seemed to slobber more than usual too.  Her heart ached for 
him.  When he realized that she was staring at him, Perry said,"Geez, Jody,
what's that look for? I know that look...no, this time you can't put me down
....remember I'm already dead...I'm down as far as I can go and I LIKE IT
LIKE THAT BABE!"

Jody shuddered and tears began to gather in her eyes and her lip began
to tremble as she tried to find words to convince Perry of her love for
him.  Slowly anger took over and she yelled, "Oh bite me  Perry!"  Perry
raised his snout to the air and hissed,"It's been done BABE!  That
freaking ship has already sailed!  Sometimes I ask myself,"Perry what
the hell possessed you to bring over this simpering whimp of a woman?
Why didn't you drain her completely  and then urinate on her pale
carcass before leaving for your world debut as  Perry The Super
Carouche? Because damn it, I have a heart! Besides, hanging with you,
Jody, you might actually attract some admirers and that means MORE
bloody kibble and bits for ME!!"

"Is that all I am to you?  A meal ticket?" Jody was overcome with anger
and disgust.  "Yeah, that's pretty much it BABE!  Now run and fetch me
some blood and No!  don't put in the shiney metal bowl!  I want a
crystal bowl!  Now fetch you carouche of a carouche!" 

Jody flew off in tears into the night while Perry lit up a stogie and began
puff away, mumbling all the while,"Jody's getting me kibbles and bits, and 
bits, and bits...!"

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Oh well this is my first attempt since I've joined the fanatics...be
gentle BABE! :)