I don't own FK, Midol is not mine, either, & SOS is sung by ABBA.

Archive: fkfanfic, ftp, lisa, mary (betcha you know now who's singing
this!), saundra, whoever sends me the addy for gloating purposes ;)
Dedication: Renee, for showing Cousinly persistence, and BONS, just because;)

Sung by Tracy to Nick one night at work (to the tune of SOS) --


PMS
By Kathy Walsh


These are the snappy days, my head is in a bind
I tried to smile at you, but you have lost your mind
Whatever happened to your brain
I wish I understood
Somebody bring me ice, chocolate sounds so good

So when you're near me, buddy, you should fear me
PMS
The Midol pills, dude, nothing else can save you
PMS
Come the dawn
I'll be fine -- until then, you're my pawn
When you're gone
Let me cry, why can't I carry on

Can't you be far away; why must you stand so near?
My desk looks like a hive; did something die in here?
I really want to scream and shout
My current pill's a dud
You even *touch* my glove, I'll push you in the mud

So when you're near me, buddy, you should fear me
PMS
The Midol pills, dude, nothing else can save you
PMS
When you're gone
I hope that you are mowing my lawn
When you're gone
Oh, I cry, why must I carry on

So when you're near me, buddy, you should fear me
PMS
The Midol pills, dude, nothing else can save you
PMS
When you're gone
I sneak'ly eat a caffeine bon-bon
Wait till dawn
I'll be fine, then you won't be my pawn
Later on
I'll act sweet and demure as a fawn
Please get gone
So I don't have to hear you whine on