| Dramatic Monologue by a Nose Hair in Haiku of About a Dozen Verses By Corey C. Cogswell I am a nose hair. I gently wave in and out. Your breathing moves me. Stop foul particle! I shall prevent invasion To avoid sneezing. I have failed you, sir. That piece of dust flew by me, And it made you sneeze. I�m covered in snot. It will congeal around me, And form a booger. Please don�t pick your nose! The booger is stuck on me! I will be plucked out. I�ve escaped your nail. Ha ha! I, nose hair, remain! Yes, you are helpless. I taunt you again. I wave outside your nostril. For the world to see. There�s nothing to do! I have won, and you have lost! Nanny nanny boo! Not the nose clippers! Anything but the clippers! I am ripped in twain. I lay in the sink. I lay here, stuck to the side And then rinsed away. Soon you will forget I was ever in your nose. But I shall return. I shall clog your sink. Yes, I will seek my revenge. You will be helpless! |