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HOMER UR AS DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY BUT IF SOME ONE OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
HOMER DESIGNING A CAR:I WANT A HORN THERE THERE AND THERE.YOU CAN NEVER FIND A HORN WHEN YOUR MAD.AND THEY ALL SHOULD PLAY LA CUCARACHA. NO OFFENSE APU BUT WHEN THEY WER HANDING OUT RELIGIONS YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TAKING A WHIZ OH LISA YOU AND YOUR STORIES.BART IS A VAMPIRE.BEER KILLS BRAIN CELLS.NOW LET ALL GO TO...PLACE WHERE....BEDS ARE. MARGE WHATS THAT METAL THING WE USE TO DIG?-A SPOON?YEHYEH IVE FIGURED OUT AN ALTERNATIVE TO GIVING UP MY BEER.WE BECOME A FAMILY OF TRAVELLING ACROBATS. MARGE-HOMER I WANT YOU TO THROW AWAY ALL THESE OLD CALENDERS. HOMER-MARGE NO!SURE ITS NOT 1985 TODAY BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMMOROW WILL BRING?? 3 SENTENCES THAT WILL GET YOU THROUGH LIFE COVER FOR ME GOOD IDEA BOSS IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE I AM EVIL HOMER!!!! SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MMMMMM FORBIDDEN DONUT THE SUN?THATS THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH! OH AND HOW IS EDUCATION SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SMARTER?EVERY TIME I LEARN SOMETHING NEW IT JUST PUSHES THE OLD STUFF OUT.LIKE REMEBER THAT TIME WE TOOK THE WINE MAKING COURSE AND I FORGOT HOW TO DRIVE? THERES NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES LISA,JUST LIKE ELVES,GREMLINS AND ESKIMOS. BART WITH 10,000 WE WOULD BE MILLIONAIRES AND WE COULD AFFORD USEFUL THINGS LIKE LOVE! |
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TROY MC CLURE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
HI IM TROY MC CLURE YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH EDUCATIONAL FILMS AS "LEAD PAINT DELICIOUS BUT DEADLY" AND "HERE COMES THE METRIC SYSTEM" HI IM TROY MC CLURE YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH SELF HELP VIDEOS AS "SMOKE YOUSELF THIN" AND "GET CONFIDENT STUPID!" |
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MR BURNS' ANSWERING MACHINE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
YOU HAVE 3OMINS TO MOVE YOUR CAR YOU HAVE 10MINS TO MOVE YOUR CAR YOUR CAR HAS BEEN IMPOUNDED YOUR CAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CUBE YOU HAVE 30MINS TO MOVE YOUR CUBE |
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LIONEL HUTZ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
UH OH WE HAVE JUDGE SIENDER.... MARGE-IS THAT BAD? WELL I KINDA RAN OVER HIS DOG.AND REPLACE THE WORD DOG WITH SON AND KINDA WITH REPEATLY...... |
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