| Daily Dose of Stupidity #666 | |||||
| Imagine you are standing in line. Imagine that you are surrounded by tons of people while standing in this line. Imagine that this line is moving REALLY slow. Imagine that there are four little kids in front of you who are getting really antsy. Have you gone to Nightmare yet? If you've gone and there were four little girls (who didn't look like they were anywhere near 13) standing in front of you getting really antsy, then you know what I'm talking about. We got to Nightmare at about 7:45. There were lots of little kids around who looked like they were nowhere near 13, but four of them in particular stood out for me. Because they were RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. I mean, every time the line happened to move a couple of inches, these girls would be sitting on the ground, playing with the ropes, picking on each other, and, well, just being little girls. We would trip over them. They would bump into us. They couldn't stand still, they had no patience. And, by the time we got nearer to the front of the line, we didn't have much patience left because of these annoying girls. Now, I am going to tell you how to deal with little girls who are being annoying while standing in line for 2 hours. This is a list of ways that we came up with to "deal" with them (i.e. smack them in the head and step on them): #1: Jumping Jacks (use lots of kicks and flailing arms). #2: Yawn (think guy-trying-to-put-arm-around-girl type of yawn). #3: Do the Aaron Phillips dance. #4: Do the Shawn dance and exaggerate the elbows. #5: Pretend that you are an airplane. #6: Direct other poeple's airplanes. #7: Practice high-step marching (kick out once in a while). #8: Imagine you are playing trombone. Move the slide a lot and make sure you hold your instrument up at their heads. #9: Learn karate. #10: Polka. Step on some toes in the process. These are just ten ways. If you can think of some more, tell them to me. Thanks to Amy G and Steph for helping me. There are 473 (or whatever the 4 hundred something number was that I sent you guys) mL in a pint. Mindy was the example used for the super glue and nail polish remover topic. Just thought you'd like to know. Thanks for your input! |
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