Check this out.  Two in one week.  How's that for "Not-Quite-Daily-But-Pretty-
Darn-Close" Doses of Stupidity?

Well, just relish it, because I don't think it's going to happen again too
soon...

Anyway, today's Dose is the many different "Moo"s of many different cows.

So, here goes:

  Moo = Regular Cow

  Miu = French Cow

  Mooya'll = Southern Cow

  Moooooooooooooo = Midwestern Cow

  Moovschzt = Russian Cow

  Quack =

Wait.  How did a duck get in here?  Would somebody take that duck out of
here, please!? 

Ok, back to my list:

  Mooski = Polish Cow

  M� = German Cow

  El moo = Spanish Cow

  Maiyuoo = Australian Cow

  Narg = Clayton Cow

Stop right there.

"What," you ask, "is a Clayton Cow?"

Well, I answer, it's . . . well . . . um . . . let' see . . . hmm . . .
I . . . I don't know how to describe it, but it's included on this list at
the suggestion of one.  So I guess that'll have to be a sufficient
explanation . . . but be warned, if you ever happen upon one, watch out,
it'll scare the moo out of you.

So, enjoy the "moo"s, love the "moo"s, be the "moo"s. 

No, no, no...not those big brown furry deer-like animals with the antlers
that are commonly found wandering around in Alaska . . . I'm talking about
the sound that a cow makes...

-Sarah
Daily Dose of Stupidity #Moo
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