| Jonny 5 |
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| This is the one and only Jonny 5, aka The Wad, aka J5. Before I met him, I was told that my life was not complete until I did. And it was true. |
| I will now sum up Jonny in two words: Fat. Lazy. If you ever see a cop, aka "Jonny Bait", The Wad can't be too far away. His migration range (if cybernetic entities can migrate) is about a 60 mile radius of his house. One of the best things I ever heard him say was, "Oh, look at my odometer... It took me 186 miles to get home from Medford last night." |
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