What does a Mexican do if he can't jump?
Stay in Mexico

Q: Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
A: Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong

Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim are all over here.

How do u start a Mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs

Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!
Racist Jokes I didnt make these ok!
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