| Q: What do you call an Indian Girl with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Indian girl, and a good looking Indian girl are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The Indian Girl. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a good looking Indian girl. Q: What do Indian girls and dog poop have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: What is the difference between a good looking Indian girl and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. Q: What do you call a basement full of Indian girls? A: A whine cellar. Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road? A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the kitchen?!? Q: How do you confuse an Indian girl? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: What do you call an Indian girl in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: How many Indian girls does it take to change a light bulb? A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" Q: What's the difference between trash and an Indian girl? A: Trash get picked up at least once. Q: What's the difference between a Indian girl and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: How do Indian girls braincells die ? A: Alone. |
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