1. What did the lonely banana say? I'm a"kela". 2. What did the green peas say? Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. 3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? "Aaloo?" 4. Where do cabbages hang out? In the Gobi desert. 5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called? Booths 6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear? Angoora 7. What is a vegetables favourite love song? Love me tinda. 8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? Why do phools fall in love? 9. What did the fat car say? I'm a mota car. 10. What did the confused egg say? I don't unda-stand. 11. Where do earrings go on holiday? Bali. 12. What do shrimps sing on Christmas? Jhinga Bells. 13. What did the half eaten naan say? I wish I was puri. 14. What did the lonely potato sing? "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" 15. What language do carrots speak? Gajarati. 16. What do you call a bald poet? Iqbal. |
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