| "Sexual Fetish" |
| By: Hope |
| Joey has many fetishes but his most recent one has left us in awe. He came to us while we were at McDonald's eating our high-class lunches. Justin: You're late... Jc: ...for food. Chris: What's up with that? Justin: Are you sick or something? Jc: We got kinda worried. Joey: I know, I'm late for food. Sorry guys but you have to check this out. He pulls something out of his pants that looks like a squished plastic donut. Chris: What the fuck is that shit? Joey: You know how girls have those inserts that make is seem like their tits are hard so you want them more? Well I got something to make your dick look like you have a huge ass hard on so the ladies keep on coming. Chris: In what way? Joey: Both Jc: Are you harrassing me about Bobbi again? Chris: No, but we could if you want. Justin: How does it work? Joey: Watch a real man in action. We all watch as Joey strategically places his external implant in his pants. He walked to a pay phone to pretend to use it when a gorgeous redhead approached him and they began talking. Chris: The little fucker! How the hell?! Jc: I believe in finding a man the natural way. Justin: At least it works. Later that night Joey called to brag about his luck but had to go because the newest lady of the day just got out of the bathroom. Lady: Hey sexy. Joey: Oh, hey. What's your name again? Lady: Gina, silly. Joey: My bad babes, come here.... That night I thought more anout my ex, Lance. I missed her and I thought of ways to get her back. Chris: So where's your dildo? I want to borrow it to get me a nice little bitch for the night. Joey: Don't make me laugh, haha! Jc: Just pick 1 and stick with her. Sleeping around isn't cool anymore. Justin: Actually it's "in" according to Cosmopolitan. Chris: Not to be confused with Cosmogirl Jace. Joey: *laughing* Sorry dawg. I threw my implant in someone's mailbox, I didn't want it anymore. Chris: Damn! |