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I snuck into Johnny Wright's office and I found out the playlist for Britney's next album and also the much anticipated Justin Timberlake solo album. I found some inappropriate pictures of many celebrities but we're not gonna get into those. They will be available on Ebay in a few weeks though. Here is the playlist and a line from each song:

Britney Spears Pornstar
1. Rock
"We can get dirty to what I call rock *rock*"
2. Pornstar
"If I wasn't a pornstar, would you still want to get freaky with me?"
3. The Game Has Just Begun
"Spin the bottle, maybe you can kiss me cuz the game has just begun"
4. Boyfriend
"Would you be my boyfriend? I'll treat you good."
5.The Three of Us
"I used to dance on MMC with Justin and Jc"
6. Here
"I'm sitting here on your lap I'm trying my best to be sleazy, is my breath too strong?"
7. Shut Up, Shut Up....Bitch
"Shut up, shut up bitch, just go and fuck me"
8. My Car's In The Wall
"I started driving, ever since than my car's been in the wall"
10. Princess
"You can call me a princess, because I know that's what I am."
11. Just Tell Me I'm Pretty
"You don't have to love may, alls you have to do is just tell me I'm pretty"
12. Somedog Like Me
"Sometimes at night I ask the Lord above to let me learn these tricks quick enough."
13. Do Your Mom
"Are you doing your mom and doing her well?"

Justin Timberlake Ju-Ju
1. I'm a bitch 2 u
"baby I know you want me but you can't have me cuz I'm a little pimp"
2. writeprotected
"I can't help the way I steal but all the songs are writeprotected"
3. (I'm not) lonely
"Just think of all the time in my life you wasted you weren't even that good of a fuck"
4. I'm not a boy, not yet a man
"I'm not a boy don't tell me who I can fuck, (not yet a man) I'm just trying to be pleased"
5. girls
"Girls! Sometimes a guy just needs to use one"
6. masturbating
"Top off, and I'm ready to strip. Lookin in the mirror and I'm checkin out my dipstick"
7. I love hip 'n' hop
"I love hip 'n' hop, put another Snoop 'd on dah stereo baby"
8. prince charming
"I'm sorry for screwing you over like this and I'm sorry your at the bottom of my list"
9. let me go
"Think that you can hold me down but you won't"
10. psychadelic love
"It's psychadelic love, so fantastic. Where I completed the shit of Jc's and mine"
11. that's my real life fantasy
"Anyone but Britney Spears, that's my real life fantasy"
12. what it's like to fuck me
"Fuck 75 miles in my bed, do me right, hey we're not through"

There you have it. I found the little samples of their songs and they were a bit, uh, disturbing. That word isn't even strong enough to describe it. Hope you enjoy this shit when it comes out, I won't.