The following is a true story, for once, and really did happen to us! It may seem unbelieveable, believeable, whatever but now you know the truth (truf, lol).
One night Angelina and I(Hope) were messing around on the internet and listening to the radio. It was a typical Tuesday for us "lazy" teenagers, ok so we're past the (fill-in)-teen stage, and we're listening to our hottie AJ Carson. For y'all who don't know who he is, most likely you don't, he's a hot dj that works for 97ZOK in Rockford, IL from 6-12p. Well he was saying how some boyband from Orlando was going to be at Cherryvale Mall the next day and Angelina thought it was the funniest thing. Who knew their manager was the fat bastard himself, Lou Pearlman. AJ was on the phone with the guys and I have to admit Marc or whatever, I am so bad at names, sounded kinda hot. I think he's the drummer or whatever but I don't really care. The next day, August 22nd, they were scheduled to be at the mall at 7 so we decided to make the drive there. When we got there there was a stage by Bergner's and some stupid woman was giving all these teenies some inspiration lecture and Angelina and I decided to go shopping but thanks to Jenn and the Dirty Popstars I started yelling at the top of my lungs, "We want the Pearlman! I want to have Papa Lou's baby!" (Note: Lou wasn't there but I got a bunch of fucked up looks and lots of laughs) I think Angelina was embarrassed to be with me but I didn't/don't care. We went to a couple stores but this mall didn't have any good stores, it sucked. After awhile we decided to wait for the gorup and I went in Bergner's to look around. Lo and behold they were in there by the girls' belts, probably enhancing their feminine apparel. These two little girls went up to the guys and asked for an autograph and they were rude! This one guy was all like, "No, we don't have time! We're going on soon!" They didn't go on stage till 10 minutes later, how rude! When they did finally go onstage Angelina and I were in the balcony and could see the stage perfectly, too bad we didn't have cameras to sell pictures on Ebay. and all these teenies were screaming. I was just thinking how no one knows them but they're being freaks. When they introduced themselves I yelled Hi whoever and I'm sure they, along with everyone else, heard me. This bitch near me, someone's mom I guess, gave me the meanest look but I said fuck you real loud. They sang all their songs a capella and the whole time I was yelling, "Go O-town," and other things about Pearlman. After 2 songs I got bored and went into the autograph line, no one was really there, and Angelina followed. I bet she was enjoying the show, awwww! Yuck! We were talking to another adult in line with us and 20 minutes after the set they finally showed up to sing. The line was huge too. It stills shocks me cuz all these girls were screaming and some had t-shirts too. FREAKS!! Well we waited patiently while teenies were cutting and doing what they do and we were patient, kinda bored, and I had the biggest urge to leave the line but I stayed in, I have no clue why and come to think of it I should've left and you'll know why in a minute. When it was our turn we took the cheap looking photo and gave it to the first guy. They all looked up and shook our hands, whatever! Than I got to the last guy and he had the most fucked up pants on, oh but his arms were grrr. He shook my hand and asked my name and I told him, stupid me. Meanwhile, the blonde in the middle grabbed Angelina's arm when she walked to the next guy and her face was priceless, she looked like she'd grab the pepperspray if she had any with her. He asked her her name and she politely told him, guess we're both stupid and he went on how it was a pretty name but she ignored him. It was hilarious cuz he's still talking and she kept walking. We gave each other the look saying how fucked up the guys are and continued walking. Than a security guard put his hand on our shoulders and we turned around almost simultaneously. It kinds scared us at first but it gets worse! He told us to come aside and wait and here we are thinking we're in deepshit for something, like maybe the Pearlman would do something to us. The whole time Angelina's in the juniors section checking out stuff, shop-a-holic, and I'm scared literally. Well after awhile this other guard comes and says he needs to talk to us. So we go into some private security room and I thought maybe they thought we stole something than 5 familar fags walk into the room and introduce themselves to us, lovely haha. Than they ask if we're busy later, not like Joey using lame pick-up lines dammit, and Angelina says no and I kick her and she yells, "Dammit! Why'd you just kick me!" She's stupid sometimes and they ask if we want to go out to dinner and I'm getting angry about this cuz I want to go home and get away from these ugly manufactured freaks! I politely, rrrright, say we're not interested and Angelina laughs like crazy. I think they drugged her! To make a short story short we got out saying we had an appointment somewhere, Angelina wouldn't let me say a gynecological one dammit, and they gave us their cell numbers and we gave them ours but it happened to be Vicki's, lmao. We do that everytime a guy gives us their number and we're not interested. She has a private line in her room but she never says a thing about it. I just thought you should know how rude they really are, no lies here, and that they are obsessed and we're smart Pop Gurlz. We know when to deny asses that just want some and are desperate. Oh and don't buy their single either, please!!
I guess it's "Natural" to act Naturally stupid! |