| Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Threat |
| By: Hope |
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| I just realized how cute Aaron Carter really is, especially considering his ugly family(mostly Nick), than I read that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen had a crush on him so I decided to write them an innocent threat. Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley, I read somewhere that you two had a crush on Aaron Carter. I think that is the sweetest thing I heard, next to a picture of Britney and Justin kissing. But I'll fucking warn you! That little blonde mother fucker is mine. He may only be 14 but hell it isn't illegal till you get caught, which we won't. If you go within 700 miles of him I'll go after your stupid ass in "So Little Time" All your movies and shit suck. Stop being attached at the crotch, you know the dick you share, and do things seperately. Don't make me kick your wanna-be skanky asses. The Mass Murderer P.S. Can I have an autograph? That's soo lame they still have to like the same guy. Geez do they even share a bed still? (Angelina) They are butt fuckin buddies no twins. (Vicki) |
| Awww, how sweet. *gag* |