| Episode 1 |
| I was sitting at my computer typing away when I hear something hit the window. I decided to get up from my chair no matter how much I was comfy; and went to see what was up, besides my dick after checking out the transexual porn sites. When I get to the window I see nothing. Than I see it, my ex love also known to others as Britney. I've missed her so I call her to come to my door. She hurries and soon she is at my door. Britney: Hi Justin, I've missed you. Justin: Hey Brit-Brit. Me too. Britney: I think we need to talk. Justin: Fuck Talk! Come here baby! That night I fucked Britney's brains out like there was no tomorrow. I think she enjoyed it but she kept calling me TJ. *~*~*~*~*~*~* The next day I met the guys at the Sleazy Club. Joey: Oooh look at that sexy hoe over there. Maybe I could add them to my "slept with them" list. JC: My husband, Bobbi says looking at other men is gross but I'm sick of his small dick. 2cm isn't normal, is it? Chris: 2cm isn't normal? Joey: Are you two stupid? Of course it isn't normal. Justin: You guys won't believe what happened last night. All: What? Justin: Britney came over and we did the freaky deaky. And.... Joey: Hey, that hottie over there looks familiar. Chris: Oh my god, isn't that Justin's ex-lover? JC: Yeah it is. Lance. Joey: I had her once or twice. Chris: Sure you did. I got all sweaty thinking about him. I licked my lips. He looked my way. Chris: Oh my! He's looking!! JC: I better leave before my husband finds out. Joey: Shut up! Your husband's a fag and we all know it JC: He is not! Chris: Is he a fag cuz he was making out with that guy? Justin: Yes! But there's nothing wrong with lesbians or fags. Joey: He can't even cum. JC: Yes he can! He did once. So (sticks out his tongue) Chris: Once out of how many? JC: *mumblemumble* Joey: Louder! Jc: 12,362 Chris: Our point! Justin: I'll be back What happens of JC's husband? Will he ever cum? Where did Justin go, to talk to Lance? Find out in Part 2. |