Christina Aguilera
VS.
Eminem
The Real Slim Shady!
By: Hope
Round 1- In some Christina special where she was sitting on a couch with her friends she played videos she liked. She played Eminem's "My Name Is" and she went on how she liked his music and how he was cute. The little anorexic hypocrite than goes on how he's married to Kim and that he raps about hitting her. She goes on to lecture the audience that if they are in an abusive relationship to get out of it right away, as if we fucking cared what she had to say.

Round 2- Eminem responds to Christina's pointless lecture by getting back at her in his own way in his song "The real Slim Shady" He makes her out to be a complete ditz and a slut(which I think she's both).
Yeah the bitch can dish it out but can't take it in.

Last round- Aguilera thinks she's all that and says at a press conference, "I don't know what I said or did to make him act that way but whatever it was I'll do or say it again."

The winner- Duh, it's obvious. Eminem of course sweetie! I mean Em just expresses his mind rapping and hell he wouldn't hit Kim than, maybe now but I would too. I bet when Em dissed her, Christina would call her girls and cry and we all know that Fred got his Nookie out of her so keep lying little slut!
She got what she asked for. Yeah your right.
And as you can see he don't give a fuck what that stupid bitch said, hell I don't think anyone does.
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