Can anyone picture the Big Boy(as in the Big Boy restaurant chain) with the face of Chris Kirkpatrick? I can just see it now:
The Big Boy statue outside of the restaurant in his little red and white plaid overalls, his big ass sticking out.(You got that right BIG ASS!) You run up and put your hands on the humongous ass cheek as a joke to show off to your buds and you look up at the great monument and see the gigantic hamburger in his hand. You can hear "Supersize It"(Can I supersize your dick?) by No Refund playing in the background and as your bud says, "Hold the pickles!" with the music, the sun's glare moves and you see the famous face of Big Boy, but, wait! The music and everything seems to freeze with the soubnd of a scratch of a turntable. What made you freeze so suddenly?(Seeing my boobs) Instead of Big Boys face it's Chris Kirk[atrick's, a nightmare in a half.(Oh geez I won't be able to sleep for weeks now.)
He has the body of Big Boy already. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to announce the return of Big Boy Kirkpatrick. Big Boy's Back!! (Got that right, big and nasty) |
