| Review: Rolling Stone August 16, 2001 |
| By: Hope |
I don't get why it's the "August 16, 2001" issue when I bought mine on August 4th. I'll never understand Rolling Stone. They always said it was going to be released the day of their album. I bought the cover with Chris, well you know why, and he's he man with the best pose for the cover. He's the one that always makes tv show appearances worth watching. The first real page of the article was sort of boring and it mostly talked about the producers for "Celebrity" and talked about Britney & Justin. I actually started to appreciate her, what's wrong with me? I scared myself just thinking about it. I read on in hopes of somthing good. Bingo! I found it on pg. 66. I thought the author of this article picked his ass all day thinking up such a "lovely" article but it got better. He should have a humor site or something. He dissed them all. This is how: Justin- "The southern boy with a bunch of black in him" Lance- "the supernice, humble, patient guys who's so pretty he almost looks like a girl." JC- He says how JC's face reminds him of Picasso's paintings. Chris- He didn't really diss him. Joey- "With a shapely dancer at each shoulder as if he were a young Hugh Heffner." The guy(writer) tells how a dancer with a zipper over her ass unzips it a little and shows Joey her ass and he says how she can sit on his lap anytime. We knew the real Joey but we got more proof. This thing makes JC a hypocrite in so many ways. A. They're role models. B. They don't lie to their fans. C. They don't swear in front of fans. D. He won't mention his gf's name. All Bullshit!!!! A: Role models talk about fucking dancers and Joey being Hugh Heffner? I'm sure their fans do know who Hugh is, I did when I was 10. Plus, he's talk about more now-a-days. B: They lie with every word they say. When they started out they were single and ready to mingle? Rrrright. Joey's not sleazy, right? C: They claim they don't swear in front of fans but I've heard it millions of times. Just so they know what a swear word entails it is: Damn, Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cunt, Whatever. "Awwww Joey said a swear Mommy! MAMA BASS!!!" *Whip sounds* D: JC never mentions her name yet you see him everywhere with her. Protecting her privacy would mean no one sees you together. Plus magazines say that she's your girlfriend & you told Rolling Stone she was. Anywayz, I recommend reading this cuz I laughed after the boring gets good. And Taure' didn't write a half bad article. He's pretty funny. |
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