Lispy
a parody of Nsync's Celebrity
Sung by Hope's ex boyfriend
By: Angelina, Hope, and Vicki
Disclaimer: If you have a problem about dissing people with lisps than fuck off or fucking complain to us at our email addy. In other words, we don't give a fuck!


If you didn't call me lispy
Would you be so pafetic to me?
If I couldn't have problems like everyday
Would you still make fun of me?
If I couldn't afford speech ferapy
And all those other expensive ways
Would you be so into me?
If my name wasn't lispy
(Bafroom)

I done  little finking
'Bout the fings that please me
Its making me pafetic
'Bout the fings that you, you see in me
Hate the way
You like to say your brover's lispy
Baby what's the dilio
I thought you wanted me for you

Say what you do
Do what you say
Hope's pushing me away
'Cause I ain't got no time to use the bafroom
So I say.....

Chorus

Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy (truf)

Your having a bonerific time
Using the bafroom that I made for me
Speech ferapy costing fortunes spending my bling
On everything I say
See it would be different
If I wasn't something
Maybe like a
F-A-G
You need to get your lisp togever, moo

Stop running your mouf
It ain't about my lisp
If fings weren't this way
You'd know the truf a long time ago

Chorus

If you really wuv me
You'd try to wose me
That it ain't even about my lisp
But you tried to wape me
And tried to freak me
So we can never be togever
So now.....I'm.....weaving you behind
I found somefing
Who wuvs me for me
And that's not what I need, hard core, oh

Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy
Lispy, lispy

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