| Lispy Dictionary |
| By: Hope, Angelina, and the stupid fuck with the lisp. |
| Well if you read the parody "Lispy", you know the one of Nsync's "Celebrity", and you wondered what words were really what us "normal" people would say, not the speech problematics. I know, my english gets better every day. Well in plain english, sort of, you read the lyrics and you want to know what's what so I shall tell you. Course not all of us had a boyfriend with a lisp and everytime I talk to him or he comes over Vicki and I still crack up about it. Angelina and Letia are a little better about it but when you hang with "Lispy" you start talking like him and it's funny and than your parents start doing it when you do get to talk to them about him. So here's your help: Word(s) Sounds like... The real word Pafeic Pa-fe-ick Pathetic Speech Ferapy Speech Fair-a-pee Speech therapy Bafroom Baff-room Bathroom Finking Fee-nk-ing Thinking Fings Fee-ngs Things Brover Bru-ver Brother Everyfing Ev-ery-fee-ng Everything Togever Two-ge-ver Together Mouf Ma-ouf Mouth Wuv duh, wuv Love Woose/Wose Woo-z Lose Wape Way-pu Rape Weaving Wee-ving Leaving Somefing Sum-fee-ng Something If your offended by this article or any other on our webpage this message is especially for you! Yeah you! We love making fun of people with lisps so deal with it. Speech inpediments are cool and funny. And if you have ever heard anyone with a lisp it's one of the funniest things in the world. So if your offended cuz you have a lisp, you know someone who does, or your sick of people harrassing others FUCK OFF! THat's right, fuck off! This page is made to laugh at everyone, hell even ourselves and we don't give a shit. It's proven funny so there you go. So Fuck off and if you want to just send hate mail, I dare you! |