Hope and I were asked to babysit for one of my many neighbors, well of course we said yes. Well when we got there it was half normal cause hell that house is never normal. Ok, there are four little monsters; Alishia-10, Larissa-7, Mikayla-5, and Landen-2. Ok, she told us that she wanted us to only stay till 3, so another sitter would come. Then she left for work and hell began. They ate breakfast and watched T.V. Well Hope went and gave Mikayla a bath, while I was drug into Alishia's room to see Nsync pictures. Now she didn't have alot(thank god) but I was bored. When Hope took Mikayla out of the tub she decided to leave to get breakfast(for us pigs, Hope and I). She was gone for about 2 hours. Anyways, we went for a walk to my house and back, I lost one kid and broke a stroller all in one block. We came back and watched TV till Hope got back. It ended up she forgot my food and made up some lame excuse that the Holsum guy kept her away so long. Finally Alishia said to Hope how her aunt is getting married to Chris Kirkpatrick. Hope and I laughed our asses off. Or even better Hope pointed out how all these kids looked like Justin. I nearly choked when I looked at Landen's eyes and hair. I was like, "Holy shit, he looks so much like him." All of them do, they all have the bright blue eyes like him. Wow Justin fucking a 40 year old. Oh that's nasty! Oh geez, I wonder how many more little Justin's are running or crawling around this world. Oh and when we finally got to leave, I put Mikayla in a timeout so I picked her up to put her in her room and she kicked between my legs, it didn't exactly feel great getting a pad shoved up there I would have worn a tampon.
Tampons hurt.(getting kicked up there)- Vicki |
