Justin Can't Stand Girlfriend's Singing!!
By: Hope


I was watching MTV & MTV News came on and they had that ugly bitchwho won to go to the Challenge For The Children and she did an interview with Nsync. She asked about the whole Britney and Justin collaboration that Rolling Stone wrote about. Apprently it's nothing but bullshit so I interviewed Justin to get the down low on that:

Hope: Hello Justin, how are you?
Justin: Yo babygirl, I be fly. Nice tits.
H: Um yeah, thanx. So how's Bri-
J: Man, fuck dat bitch! You mine.
H: Ummmm, yeah. Anyways. So why is the collaboration not happening?
J: What you talkin 'bout?
H: Fine, fuck you too. You never give me good answers. I'll just call JC to get answers out of him.
J: Fine, fine. I'll tell you.
    (The threat of JC always gets him to talk normal)
H: So why isn't it happening? And be honest.
J: The truth is Britney doesn't sing on her albums or at all for that matter. I absolutely can't stand her voice when she does sing. It's so scratchy and ugh!
H: How bad is her voice?
J: I'm just going to tell you a migraine will seem like nothing compared to her voice. To put it plainly, I can't stand her voice or her singing. She's only good in the sack.
H: Glad to hear the truth come out.
J: yea, yeah. Would you sing with her? Fuck no yo!
H: Thanks for your time.
J: About tonight?
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