| Britney's Diary |
| By: Hope |
This week the main thing I had to write on, and I think Angelina and Vicki both did was the Britney Diary thing on MTV. I regret watching it but it's great material and she is so damn easy to make fun of. IF you've seen it you'll know what I'm talking about cuz this goes in order with the damn show cuz I watched it and help me dammit! IF you haven't well you should and you should most definately read this. Here goes: - Britney is such a loser! I'd like to kill her or something. She is such a princess, N-A-S-T-Y. -Look at her sway her ass as she walks -How the fuck did she get her licenses. She must of slept with the DMV employee. -She's such a great influence that she strips in her new movie. "But mommy Britney did it so I want to be like her, that's why I sleep around." -Those two are attached at the hip, or the crotch -They are both losers. Does she always have to state the fact that he's her boyfriend? No one would be jealous anyways, except whoever wrote that letter to YM. "Um, you guys I'm gonna go visit my boyfriend, hehe." -Oh God! His kisses remind me of my ex kissing me all the time. Ryan's a loser! Sorry spazz moment, thanx JC. Anywayz they make me sick, think that Pink song. -More references as "her boyfriend" -Yet another sister of a pop star singing. I wonder if she actually will sing or be like her sister. -Her language is not appropriate for the toung kids hear you. "Hell" is not a good influencial word if you a positive influence. -Her stomach's getting fat! -Cry me a fucking river! Check the internet sometime, we all diss your stupid ass. I can see her now, "Does my ass really have a brain?" LMAO -Finally the truth, she smells! -She said she was gonna be less sleazy but that photo shoot tells otherwise, haha liars suck! -She's not a girl, she's not a woman, she's a trans! -Oh God, she wrote some songs. God help us all! -Sleazy! -Aw, your special. Reese acknowledged your low-life presence. Her dancing sux. -Say "Sup" doesn't make you cool. -Her laugh is totally annoying, right Jen? -Quit hitting on your security guard. I know why they call him Big Rob! -She looks retarded in her Daytona outfit and she looks like a dumbass, not a badass. -So she slept with Lance while in Daytona? That slut! Just cuz Justin was busy with his mommy! Awww! That's all she ever talks about! -SLUT! -Her personal trainer's hot! -She's soooo fat, rrrright. Her stomach maybe but that's about it -She loves her brother, think incest. -I'd fuck Bryan Spears -What a wuss, can't handle too many coasters, waaah -Oh god, her and bball. -Pinky, WTF?! -She lies to fans, what a bitch. -Yeah you're annoying. -How'd she get Wade to choreograph, gee I wonder. -Her acting "silly" as she put it is her acting normal -Her innocent act over the VMA outfit. *barf* -Wade's hot! She wants Wade too. -She admitted she loves both Wade and Justin. -Her song sucks! -She kissed Wade. Neener Neener Neener! -Geez, a Britney camp with dancing to "Pop". What a shocker, ick! -Since when did she wear glasses? She looks pimped now, lol. |