| Hope's Celebrity Review |
| By: Hope of course |
| #1 Pop- The radio wore it out but Vicki and I love to dance during the breakdown part. B- #2 Celebrity- I thought the begining said, "If I wasn't a celebrity, would you still sleep with me?" I guess I think too much. Is this a subliminal message to their girlfriends? Especially little Bitch-Bitch and Bobbi. B #3 The Game Is Over- Video games are awesome! hehe! Yet another song to Bitch-Bitch? I bet so. Reminds me of Digital Getdown but hey it's cool. The "how could you do me like that" in the middle reminds me of a bad headcold yet scary and it scares me! A #4 Girlfriend- Don't they get the picture that I don't want them!? Huh? When I hear this I yell "no!" They need to quit stalking me. Catchy tune though, right Fiary? B+ #5 Two of Us- I fucking love this song. Everytime I hear this I think of a circus. Is someone tickling JC's feet at the begining w/ his laugh? I love to dance in circles to this song, literally. A+ #6 Gone- I hate the old music at the begining, no point what-so-ever. Why do we always have to hear JC and Justin solo songs? I'd rather hear Chris' whining. After awhile the Justin "crooning", if you call it that, gets kinda cute. Damn it! I can't! A- #7 Tell Me, Tell Me, Baby- Why'd they have to have JC's little, "Hold on, can we back it up?" Retarded! The song reminds me of getting beat or something and Justin's "oh oh"'s sound pussified. C+ to be nice. #8 Up Against The Wall- I'd get them up against the wall, course I would anybody who's hot. But one question, what kind of club were they at when the disco ball down? They're cool. They can't handle the grinding anyways. Vicki and I walk around repeating the chant part even though it's lame. What freaks are they talking about, oh wait, Joey of course or Jc's spazzarific dancing. B #9 See Right Through You- This sounds like yet another song to Bobbi and Bitch-Bitch. I could fool their asses no prob. I doubt Justin would get over a girl so easily from what I hear. Overall lames style but not half bad. Fine I'll be nice. B #10 Selfish- My fave song on the album. Yes. I'm a hopeless romantic. Ignore anything Angelina says about a glaze in my eyes when I hear this, she lies. I love their definitions of everything. Finally Justin admits he's unperfect. A+ #11 Just Don't Tell Me That- Is he singing about seeing me at the Playboy mansion? I bet Joey requested that in there. Yep. Great. B- #12 Something Like You- I bet Lance likes the begining notes. Cheesy and pretty boring too. I guess if I tried to enjoy it I would. B #13 Do Your Thing- Sounds like a mix between game show music and porn music. JC may like this shit but I don't. People say "Fallin" is a good song. Never herad it =( and Chris has a solo so why couldn't they use that!? C |