A Great Idea By Joey: Brianna's
By: Hope

     "Hello, I�m Bob Schumacher for 50/120. Tonight�s feature story is that of the late
Joey Fatone Jr. To many he is known as a man whore but he is most famous for his chain
of restaurants know for their infamous heart attacks. The first of these opened in Orlando,
Fl and the name �Brianna�s� came from the name he gave to his daughter that he actually
admitted to having, not to be confused with his illegitimate children. It was a popular,
bustling fast-food restaurant that served fried everything at the approval of the owner.
After many customers were happy with the place, Joey�s good friends got the great idea to
start a small chain. They opened one in Brooklyn, New York; Clarion, Pennsylvania;
Washington D.C.; Memphis, Tennessee; and Laurel, Mississippi. The first official chain for
Brianna�s was now established and people were eating the food right up. Chains opened
up everywhere and the name became more popular. Joey tried to create a few of these
restaurants into strip clubs by night but the strippers were never there because they all
were at Joey�s house. Joey appeared in commercials to familiarize the restaurant and
himself to the public. Joey became a household name and everyone would sit at their t.v.
at night while Joey took huge bites of his burgers in every commercial. The restaurant
even hosted boybands no one even heard of on commercials and if you bought 2 Jo-Jo
Meals you got a free video for only $1.99. No one really bought these videos but rumor
has it was a Pamela-Tom-esque thing but involving one J.C. Chasez and one Justin
Timberlake. Joey died a couple days ago of a heart attack and he will truly be missed. He
was 26 years of age. His restaurants will still be opened for years to come and no need to
worry about the #5 being out."
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