| "did you say something?" "no." "i could've sworn i heard someone talking." "it was probably my watch. it keeps saying stuff." "come again?" "my watch, it keeps talking." "i think you finally lost it, fihl." "i have not. listen to it." "all i hear is ticking. and whispering...." "told you. what's is saying?" "it says 'you're right, mick, fihl HAS lost it.'" "oh, shut it. anyway, i bet you vener had anything that talked." "did so." "what, then?" "i had a little brother." "that's not what i meant." "anyway, what's making your watch talk?" "dunno. but it keeps saying the apocolypse is coming." "what, like the end of the world?" "no, like the super villian. it sings sometimes, too." "really? what does it like?" "ozma." "that it?" "well, that and showtunes." "i think your watch is haunted, man." "why's that?" "why d'you think? it talks. it sings. it's obviously posessed." "i don't know." "well at least give it a name." "what if it's already got one?" "then ask it." "alright, then. hey, watch. you got a name?" "what's it say?" "it shook it's head." |