Danyx Jayde presents: "What did I Do In Beta" page
*note, read left to right just like the comics in the Sunday Paper.
There once was a young, spoiled brat on Naboo who had nothing to do all day but pick on poor squalls and feel sorry for herself because her rich Imperial diplomat of a father and famous scientist mother never paid enough attention to her when she was growing up.  "I'll fix them," she cried, "I'll leave Naboo and they'll never see me again!"  What an idiot.  Every parent knows that teens don't REALLY know it all when they're teens.  They are just patronizing you.
Her first courier jobs, in sunny Corellia, where the night life caters to a girl who wants to party, and to butterflies who like to eat people and spit them out, dark roots and all.  The galaxy is an evil place...dammit
Is there no hope for a girl with no alfredo, and a bazaar that won't give her back those pink hot-pants?  Will she ever find that Slitherhorn?  Will she ever find something spiritual in that shallow well she calls a soul?
So feeling very brave, she moved to Naboo's moon, Rori, which was like camping in her backyard on Naboo except the sky was green.  She tried her hand at learning how to be a scout.  Finally after tiring of sleeping with rocks under her back and eating food without fine sauces, she decided on a more glamorous career......courier girl.  Besides, that blaster burn from that spice fiend, REALLY HURT!
She decided to start her new career on a planet far, far away, but much to her chagrin, she couldn't get off Rori without landing back on Naboo first and then finding a larger transport out into the galaxy to get far far away from her wretched parents- DOH!
It's the entry hall stupid, move on.
Yes, dear readers, she finds word of "Aeon".  She enters the Sanctuary of Monastery.  She learns of the suffering of others and the rewards of helping others.  Her slitherhorn and hotpants will not go to waste.  Behold, The Omega Spa.  Open 6 nights a week.  30 credit cover charge.
Imagine, if you will, the main roon, replace the furniture with cozy make-out, er, entertainment couches, the floor open to dancing.  Lights, sound, smoke *cough*, HEY, take that outside!
The musicians play in the pit as you move about.  The bar will be over to the left just before the stairs, where a chef will offer spirits, Rodian Caf and, of course, Alfredo.
That door ahead?  Picture a cozy office where our teen is no longer a teen covering her dark roots, but a woman with roots of gathering grey.  She takes her knowledge and becomse a great image designer in this room, her salon.  Beard trims extra. Don't forget that tattoo couch, Zabraks!
Hospital sterile needles, guaranteed.
And those stairs going down?  Possibly a place for the chef to whip up that alfredo?  Maybe a workshop for her lover?  Maybe just extra storage.  A girl's closet fills up so fast these days.
Going through it you see another door ahead, and stairs going down to the right.
But wait, don't go up those stairs yet, as you head for the bar, you see a door on your left...
Why a hall big enough to be another closet and door leading outside to her private balcony, for champagne kisses and cavier wishes......(no mon calamari where hurt making this promo)
Now, about those stairs going up from behind the bar......wiggles naughty eyebrows.... and oh my, yet another door that leads to....
And finally, to the end of our story.  Will that cat, Parker, ever answer the damn phone?  Will Danyx marry a chef? 
Be careful with your emotes, ladies and gentlemen.  If you /eyeroll too often, they're liable to get stuck that way.
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