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I.
In distant future breast
implants will be discovered as traces of silicon in graves and baffle future
alien scientists from out of space. They will conclude that human had carbon based bones, but silicon based flesh.
II.
Richard Simmon will become
fat again.
III.
Micheal Jackson will be
melted live during his ABC reunion concert. There will be white gooy stuff all over the stage.
IV.
Twinky will finally change
color of their filling to light yellowish white. Its texture will resemble very closely to fat sucked out during liposuction.
V.
All work hours will
eventually start at 11:00 AM.
VI.
There will be second restaurant
franchise started by celebrities (its name will include a word "star") and it will blow up in their face again. I will be arrested throwing rocks at their grand opening. I will be arrested for second time in the restaurant for touching Britney Spears. I will claim it was a wax figure... or at least the part I touched was artificial.
VII.
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
will open up strip joint where you will find short famed rock stars watching middle
aged former playmates strip. I will visit and walk out dazed and grossed out.
VIII. Anna Nicole Smiths will continue to get fatter
everyday eventually blowing her money on twinky and crack.
IX.
Antigravity will be finally achieved by scientists. First public demonstration includes special hovering chair, but it fails when Rosie sits in it.
X.
Illegal drugs become legalized and many rock bands celebrate by smoking pot, shooting coke just like they've been doing every weekend.
Predicted on Friday,
April 12, 2002 (likely to come true before my death)
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