Wow, I was tired the other day. I woke up in the morning and just felt dead. It was rainy outside and the clouds made it real dark. It would have been a great morning to sleep in. But I managed to get myself out of bed and on to work. I got to work and I was still feeling tired. Then one of my co-workers asked me if I was feeling well. I wasn’t sure why she would assume I wasn’t feeling well, but I replied, “I’m a little tired this morning.” She said she could tell I wasn’t feeling well by my face. Which made me wonder, what was wrong with my face? Am, I the only one this happens to? Because I would say there are a lot of times people take one look at me and assume I’m “under the weather.” 

In opposite news, someone hit on me the other day. A girl, I should add. She used the line, “Do I know you from somewhere?” Very smooth move when you want to get someone’s name. I might use that one for myself. It made me a little upset. Can I go anywhere without getting hit on? I’m not some piece of meat for you ladies to ogle. I am a man with feelings and emotions that just happens to be drop-dead sexy.

-Super Sassquatch