I feel kind of weird, this being my first blog. I’m not sure what I should say. I guess I’ll start off this blog telling you about a dream that I had a while back. I was in this large room and there was this portal on the floor. The part of the floor that contained the portal was on an incline. The portal was a typical portal. It was swirling, clockwise I believe. I forget what hemisphere that means…let me check my toilet and I’ll be right back. Southern. Okay anyway back to the dream. There was lady standing by the portal and she looked like she was thinking about jumping. I noticed that it was a lady from my church. So I started to yell, “Please don’t jump.” I ran up to her and saw that she had smeared white paint on both sides of the portal. “Oh, I see what’s going on. You’ve painted both sides of the portal so God can find you. You can’t jump in though. I’ve thought about it too, but we can’t. Especially you. You have children.” She stopped for a moment then started to cry. She hugged me and thanked me for saving her from jumping in to the mysterious portal. I felt relieved that I had saved her from this. But it didn’t last long, because just then a tranquilizer dart got shot in her neck. She looked at me and whispered, “You tricked me.” I shouted back, “It wasn’t me! You have to believe me.” She fell to the ground and I started to look around for her attacker. And I spotted him off in the distance. It was none other than Black Spider-Man. It was on. We fought for a while, and I don’t won’t brag, but I was holding my own. Anyway, It was somewhere during the fight I lost interest in the dream and moved on to another one. It made me think of in the Old Testament though when God gave people dreams to transfer some sort of message. I haven’t quite figured out what the message is here. But I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the harvest. Well I better go. But keep checking back because I’m sure now that I have this blog there will be more captivating stories such as the one above.



Super Sassquatch