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No doubt you thought you were going to arrive at some page of homage to Ace of Base. If that is what you came looking for, my sincerest apologies: see the lady at the desk for a full refund. If you thought: "After a link called 'Just the Facts, Ma'am' took me to a page of his physical statistics, maybe 'I Saw the Sign' will take me to his astrological information" ... I either applaud your ingenious deduction or roll my eyes at your saying that now that you're on this page.

But seriously, folks ...

On this page, you will find astrological information about the twisted man behind this whole sad operation. But before you read that, there are a few disclaimers to nota bene (that's Latin, for all you philistines): while I do find that there is much of interest that can be learned about one's character in one's astrological information, I do not live my life according to the stars, I do not have Cleo on speed dial, and I do not ask "What's your sign?" in the first five minutes of conversation with someone new. So don't geek out on me after you read this page (by "geek" I do not refer to those who take this stuff seriously, just those that use it as a pick-up technique). And on that note ...

Born on the 25th day of May in the Year of Our Lord 1978, I am a Gemini.

In light of this, mine is one of the mutable air signs (airy, not long-winded)

25 May is known as the Day of the Bold One (he said timidly)

My positive traits:
adaptable and versatile (minds stay out of the gutter, please)
communicative and witty (um ... oh yeah? yeah? yeah)
intellectual and eloquent (I are a smart feller.)
youthful and lively (pass me mah dentures)

My negative traits:
nervous and tense (nervous? *twitch* no, not at *twitch* all)
superficial and inconsistent (I have great depth and ... oh no, never mind)
cunning and inquisitive (damn, nothing witty to say about this one right now)

I am ruled by the planet Mercury. (though how the hell a massive body floating through space can rule anyone is beyond me)

Compatible Signs:
Libra (a delicate balancing act)
Aquarius (it's tempting to refer to "Hair" here)
Aries (being the ram, this invites more naughty thoughts)
Leo (and over there is a gay lion!)
Sagittarius (hmmm ... no wit for this one)

Save me from this new-agey shtuff!