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| Just the Facts, Ma'am |
| What is your name, sir? Jason D---- W---- (Have to protect the innocent ... or guilty ...) And how old are you? 22 years Your height? Six feet Aught inches Your weight? 153 pounds Your eye color? Brown Your hair color? Brown Your hair style? Buzzed so short, it's more of a hairdont than a hairdo. Any facial hair? Only a little stubble when I am too lazy to shave. Any body hair? This is getting right strange for a police inquiry. Just answer the question, sir. -- I have hairy legs and some chest hair; not smooth as glass, but not a walking rug, either. Think you're a comedian, sir? Not at all. Your shoe size? Is that important, officer? We'll ask the questions. -- Sorry, officer. Size 11 shoes. Your waist size? 32 Your chest size? Skinny. Trying to be funny again, sir? No, I've just not measured my chest. Well, I think those are all the questions for now, sir. Thank you for your time. |