GGDrinking

What self-respecting fag isn't a fan of "The Golden Girls"? What self-respecting fag doesn't like to partake of a tipple? (I heard that Homer Simpson-esque falsetto "he he.") Why not combine them?

Take One Sip, Drink, or Shot When:
-- Rose tells a St. Olaf story.
-- Sofia says: "Picture it..."
-- Blanche has a date.
-- Rose says something painfully obvious or fantastically ignorant.
-- Dorothy replies sarcastically to the above.
-- One of the Girls has to pull up a char in the kitchen.

Take Two Sips, Drinks, or Shots When:
-- Sofia says, "I work alone."
-- Rose uses a bizarre Norweigan term.
-- Sofia calls Blanche a "slut," "tramp," or any other variation.
-- A family member comes to visit.
-- Blanche insults Dorothy's appearance.
-- A cheesecake is consumed.
-- Blanche refers to her Southern childhood.

Take Three Sips, Drinks, or Shots When:
-- The episode is a series of flashbacks to previous eps.
-- Stan shows up.
-- Dorothy threatens to send Sofia back to Shady Pines.
-- Sal appears in a flashback, dream, near-death experience, etc.
-- Two or more of the Girls have to share a bed.
-- Dorothy smacks Rose upside the head with something.
-- Rose has a moment of intelligence or brightness.
-- Blanche says something decadently Southern, to which Dorothy makes a Gone With the Wind crack.

Down Your Drink When:
-- One of the Girls gets engaged.
-- Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy fight over the same man.
-- Sofia flashes someone -- or something.
-- You recognize an actor or actress from a previous episode -- but as a different character.

Consume the Entire Bottle or Case When:
-- Their bathroom is shown.