"The Tribe"

Drinking Game!


If like us, you too are addicted to craptastic TV shows, please let us indulge you with our copyrighted drinking games for them.

This one, is for The Tribe, shown on Channel 5 (not porn).

Are you ready to play?  Well go buy yourself a bottle of tequila.  You're going to need it.

Somebody calls Ellie “Allie”.

 

Take a sip.

Ebony hatches a plot.

Take a big gulp.

 

Salene throws herself at Bray.

Sigh “What on earth is she thinking”, then take a sip.

 

Luke looks unhappy and tormented.

Take a sip, and promise you’ll make it all better.

 

Alice’s chest is so pushed up that her chin rests on them.

Praise the Wonderbra, wonder if it hurts her and take a gulp.

 

We get to see the kick ass police car.

Cheer, then take a sip.

 

Ellie stomps off in a huff.

Call her a bitch, and take a huge gulp.

 

Lex gets married.

Take 2 sips.

 

Tai-san says a line that mentions the word “spirit”.

 

Call her a hippy, and take 2 sips

Somebody says “Power and chaos.”

Chant it right back, and drain your glass.

 

They show the black van chasing kids up the alley way.

Curse the editing department, and take 2 sips.

 

Lex takes his shirt off.

Admire his pre-pubescent body and feel all naughty, then take a huge gulp.

 

Bray takes his shirt off.

Drain the BOTTLE, smash it and use the shards to gouge out your eyes.  The horror!  Gah!

 

Humorous animal scene with Patsy and Chloe!

Sigh over the misuse of the moppets, then drain your glass.

 

Dal talks about farming.

Take a sip.

 

The Guardian’s mullet looks faker than usual.

Giggle, then take a huge gulp.

 

Flashback!  It’s the flashback

If it’s a flashback of scenes we’ve already seen (i.e., lifted from previous episodes)…

 

Take a sip.

Take a huge gulp and remember how young they all looked back then.

That one Chosen guard appears

Do they have anybody else?  Take 2 sips.

 

 

Danni is mentioned.

Cheer that she’s dead, and take 2 sips.

 

A cast member mysteriously disappears.

Mock the continuation department and take 2 sips.

 

Trudy loses it and goes all wide-eyed psycho.

Cheer, then take a huge gulp.

 

Jack fixes something.

Praise his techy geniusness, then take a sip.

 

Zandra changes costume.

Wonder why she’s considered the fashionable one, then take a drink.

 

A cast member mysteriously becomes twice as pregnant as she was in the previous scene.

Mock the continuation department and take 2 sips.

 

That stupid tuba music used to denote a humorous scene is used.

Throw things at the TV, then drain your glass.

 

Zoot returns.

Laugh over his stupid hair, then smile.

 

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