Pet Loves of The Month

Stuff that gives us a happy

INDIE

Tax Rebates.

Getting money back when you weren’t expecting it.  Then wondering why they’re sending it now, when it’s for the year 1997?  Where’s my goddamn money been you government swine?  I could’ve done with that in April 1999.

Blowing Bubbles.

Getting a Kiddies Bubble Tub and sitting in the park blowing bubbles at passers-by, small children and dogs.

Pistachio Nuts.

Yummy, salty, green goodness.  Just can’t get enough of these babies.  And Snowbunny & I – we know a song about that, don’t we:  “Little green nuts, woooh-oooh, salty green nuts, wooo-ooooh.  Why don’t the take the f*cking shells off?  Wooooh-ooohh…” .

SNOWBUNNY

Watching People Fall Over.

Especially if they are the office bitches who think they’re fantastic!  He he he.

Piercing .

Nipples, tongues, belly buttons, it’s all good baby!

2 for 1 offers.

Buy one, get one free… buy one, get one free…

BLANCO

Junk Mail.

I’m on some freaky weird mailing lists, let me tell you.  And I know some people hate getting crap through the post and through email, but I enjoy it.  It gives me something to read when I’m bored, and I like getting mail so it’s always amusing.  Indie signs me up for lots of porn newsletters, so she makes sure I get some good stuff.  Mail order bride, anyone? .

Valencia’s from AMT Stands.

A Valencia is a milkshake made from milk and orange juice and tastes yummmm.

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