Pet Loves of The Month

Stuff that gives us a happy


INDIE

  Campanino Sweeties.

Strawberry and cream flavour, orange and cream flavour, damn nice either way.

  Big Brother.

Yeah, I know, I’m sad.  Bite me.

  Sylvanian Families.

Pottering about on a web forum recently, I came across a thread on what we used to do with our Barbie’s; I started thinking about my old toys.  Ah, I heart nostalgia.

  Tacky Holiday Souvenirs.

The cheesier the better.  We love the test tubes of stripy sand from the Isle of Wight.  We love the glittery snow globe of the Eiffel Tower.  We love the Universal Studios toothpick holder.  Bring me lots of tack.

SNOWBUNNY

  Porn Films.

Not for the content but just too look and admire the hairiness of Cro-Magnon man and to laugh at what he’s poking. Oh such fun to be had if only people would let themselves go.

  Sing Along Insults.

When admiring the lack of attire a female may be wearing, please feel free to shout with your friends and let her know how you feel.  We vent our opinion using the following: "Oh no love - go home.  Go home now and don’t come back out 'til you found the moth that ate the rest of that skirt."  Original variations on this theme are always appreciated.

  Chocolate.

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.  All kinds, all sorts, any time, any place, anywhere.

Furry Pink Things.

Nothing is ever wrong if it's pink and furry.

The Dark.

It’s easier to nick bins and abuse people in.

  Email.

Colleagues think that because you are typing a lot, you are busy, so nobody asks you to do any proper work.  

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