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Girl Crushes By Indie |
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Which
hot chicks get your blood pumping?
Which girls do you like? Back
off guys, I’m talking to the girls in the room. It
starts out as a role model – somebody you want to be like, and then
you begin coveting. ‘Thou
shalt not covet thy neighbours ass’, or that chick from telly’s ass.
You go from wanting to be like, to wanting to be. My
girl crush is Peta Wilson. She’s
this tall, leggy blonde chick who plays the title character in La Femme
Nikita. When I first
started watching the show, I had a real thing for her male co star, but
then it suddenly it dawned on me one day that actually, I was watching
more and more for her than him. I
wanted her hair, I wanted her clothes; I wanted to live her life, even
though, thinking about it, it was pretty shitty. I
used to work with this girl, Caitlyn, who would slaver over anything
with Samantha Janus in. Game
On, Imogen’s Face, even that pathetic Babes in the Wood.
Caitlyn adored the ground Sam Janus walked on, and even openly
admitted to possessing and listening to a copy of Sam’s
Eurovision ‘hit’, . Me, I’m just embarrassed to admit I remember what it was
called. I
put it to some girls. After
looking at me funny for a few moments, assessing whether or not I was a
covert lesbian, they vehemently denied ever having any crushes on girls,
ever, except: “I
used to adore this girl in the sixth form at school.
I worshipped her. She
had these enormous brown eyes, and spiky brown hair, and used to wear
these ripped up filthy Levis, which were just the coolest thing in the
world. All the boys fancied
her and to me, she was everything I wanted to be.
I eventually found out that all the boys fancied her because she
was a major slut, but at the time, she was a Goddess.” “Yeah,
okay, I wouldn’t call it a crush, but I used to have this thing for
Drew Barrymore. I totally
wanted to be her. I even
used to enjoy watching ‘Doppelganger’ and ‘Poison Ivy’.
That’s true love.” “I
like Buffy. I wouldn’t
say I’m all into Sarah Michelle Gellar, but as Buffy she is cool. I get so upset if I miss an episode, almost crying.
And I’m twenty-seven years old.” Thank
you. I am not alone in my
chick crush. I think the
crush thing is an extension on the role model.
Who cares? Al that
matters is that I NEED those shoes Peta Wilson was wearing in last
week’s Nikita episode. |
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