Theres a time and place for everything
Being a source of knowlage on all things Wankey people often stop and ask me "cap'in where is the best place to wreslte the monster in your pants". Really the joy of wanking is that basiclly you can do it anywhere your heart disires so long as you not going to get arrested for it unless ofcause thats what you want.
here are a list of some of the best places i find jacking off is best
Your bedroom
its your own place a place you go to be on your own so therefore its a perfect place to jack off, you can go anyway in any position in with the knowlage that this is your polace and your place only, total comfot
In bed
theres nothing better than lying in bed and all of a sudden an uncontroable urge to wank comes over you. but besure to have something handy to clear up afterwards or you'll be all ready to sleep and rool over only to find a pool of manjuice you wern't awre of.
In the shower
nice place, clean and private but after a while your leg will begin to ache and take away from the task in hand.
The living room
arr the living room, the family room, jacking off here anything can happen, anybody family member could walk in. but thats the reason your here right? an element of danger could really spice things up.
A friends house
Ever been staying a friends and realise you really want to wank, you know you shouldn't, its his house i can't do that, but you just got a peak of his mum/sister in her night cloths, hell theres no way out of it, it just has to be done. We've all expericenced it and we all give in to the temptasion and just do it. i advise the bathroom unless your feeling cocky then do it in the friends room while he sleeps, little does he know, you'll won't be able to look him in the eyes the next morning i bet. Another great idea is your frineds parents bedroom go for it i dare you.
well that is a few of my favirate places but heres a few words of warning:
Watch out for pets theres nothing more off putting than the cat staring at you while you go at at it ten fold.