Wanking is gunna be a good enough pass time no matter what technique you use but some times you feel yourself wanting something a little different so here I have gathered a few techniques that should brighten any rainy day, all tried and tested of cause
I have used an mighty cleaver yet simple rating system for the techniques featured and here's how it goes
how good it is?
in addition techniques I feel stand out above the rest will be awarded a cap'in max seal of approval:

now that's out of the way lets get back to what I know you came here for to learn how to wank like a true pro
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knuckle shuffle
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first off a true classic, the wank every man knows and loves, the simple 'knuckle shuffle'. Sure its the oldest method in the book (realized later this year on puffin books) but it's a classic and totally reliable. probably the most used method there is you cant steer wrong with this beauty. The only reason it scored a 4 and not a 5 is the advanced wanker may find it a bit boring and want something a little special. |
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| Cap'in Max Rating: 4 | |||
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The posh wank
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| This is one of my personal favorites 'the posh wank' is simply a wank of any description using a condom. We've all done it and there is endless upsides to it, the only bad side is it can get expensive. | |||
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Cap'in Max Rating: 5 | ||
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Prayer
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| This one is simple and sometimes pretty darn effective, simply place your palms together with 'the old fella' between them, in a praying type fashion, and move up and down. This is a nice method although not the best can get a little tiring after a while. | |||
| Cap'in Max Rating: 4 | |||
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Headstand masters
wank
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| if you can pull this one off them I commend you, I myself have never quite been able to stay up long enough to go the full outing, but I'm reliable informed that its great if you can do it. So go forth and jack off upside down if you can. Watch out for mis shot cum, you could unwillingly get some in your mouth or willingly I guess if thats what you want. | |||
| Cap'in Max Rating: ? | |||
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Roll it
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| I like this one, but your palms together (like the prayer) and simply roll it like you would a playdow sausage. I guarantee results. Never hurt to use a bit of baby oil with this one. This gets a official cap'in max seal of approve and it deserves it. | |||
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Cap'in Max Rating: 5 | ||
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Two handed ego
booster
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| A variation on the knuckle shuffle but using too hands instead of one. Always good to make you think "wow I can hold it in two hands it must be big" nothing very new here but still well worth a slight ego boost | |||
| Cap'in Max Rating: 3 | |||
I hope this small but truly informative
insight into different wanking ways has helped you have a better relationship
with your cock, helped you get know him and understand both his and your needs.