Skeletor first interview in 10 years

Recently I had the opportunity to interview a hero of mine as a child, a man that stood for evil, hell he had a skull for a head now that's evil, Skeletor. At first I noticed something different about him but I couldn't quite put my figure on what, must have a new hair cut or something.

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Me: I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank you for this interview

Skeletor: anytime

Me: you are agreeably the greatest animated villain of all time is this a title you take pride in?

Skeletor: that's a nice shirt, looks good on you

Me: .....er thanks..........

Skeletor: no really it brings out the blue in those soulful eyes of yours

Me: o....k.........back to the question

Skeletor: o right the question, well back in the day it was something I would take pride in but I wasn't really up against much evil wise was I?

Me: what do u mean by that?

Skeletor: the only real other competitor for that title as most evil was mumra and he was just a pansy I mean all you had to do to beat him was make him see his reflection, I'm proud of my reflection

Me: .Your reflection, I see what your saying a skull for a head that is evil

Skeletor: really you think so because I've been thinking its a bit over the top, I should grow some facial hair, maybe a mustache or even a goatee kind of like gorge Michel

Me: gorge Michel?

Skeletor: yeah I'm a big fan of his, I have all his CDs and I never miss him on TV.................hold on is that 'Eternity for men' by Calvin Klein your wearing?

Me: er..........yeah it is

Skeletor: I knew it, I'd recognize it anywhere. I remember when he-man would wear it, when we did battle I'd get a smell of it every time he took a swing at me, ah I love him...err...I mean it.

Me: yes.....now that you mention He-man.........

Skeletor: He-man what a guy he was, those tight black trunks and those rippling biceps.

Me: excuse me

Skeletor: ***cough*** I mean.....err...yeah....I hate that guy......always foiling my plans........

Me: Skeletor is there something your not telling me? something you'd like to get off your chest?

Skeletor: what are you trying to say

Me: nothing its just that I seem to be picking up on some vibes that I didn't before

Skeletor: right that's it, what are you accusing of screwing...I mean doing..

Me: .............

Skeletor: I'm leaving and your lucky I don't valorize you on the spot

At this point Skeletor stormed out and I had to end the interview, I'd like to say I'm shocked by what was said but this is the same guy that always seemed more interested in making He-man his slave, chaining and whipping him than taking over the world. I feel that part of my childhood has been crushed in the short time it took to conduct this interview.

-Dan-